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 The Second Attempt at the English Major Work   19023338 If it is to be, it’s up to me. So there. I’ve started and (ominously) I can’t help but feel I’m finally about to achieve something. If it is to be, it’s up to me. It’s perfect. It undermines every single excuse I’d come up with to avoid starting this (… this major work? Assessment? Eulogy?) death wish. I’ve started. It’s begun. The ball’s in play. (I hate sports) Do you want to know what I was doing when I thought of that miraculous, wonderful, excuse-undermining first line? Of course you do, because it would mean progress, a